Bad taste jokes
Bad taste jokes
I presume this will get ugly pretty quickly so if you are easily offended then go ponce around somewhere else.
I'll get the ball rolling.
What has eight legs and makes girls scream?
Gang rape.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young for you?
When you have to make airplane noises to put your cock in her mouth.
Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bin.
A dead baby in ten bins.
A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,
"Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."
The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."
Whats 12 inches long purple and makes women scream.
Cot death.
How do you stop a dog from shagging your leg?
Pick it up and suck its cock.
I'll get the ball rolling.
What has eight legs and makes girls scream?
Gang rape.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young for you?
When you have to make airplane noises to put your cock in her mouth.
Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bin.
A dead baby in ten bins.
A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,
"Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."
The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."
Whats 12 inches long purple and makes women scream.
Cot death.
How do you stop a dog from shagging your leg?
Pick it up and suck its cock.
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How do you get a dead baby into a bowl?
a: blender
How do you get it back out?
a: nachos
How do you make a dead baby float?
a: rootbeer + two scoops ice cream and one scoop dead baby
a: blender
How do you get it back out?
a: nachos
How do you make a dead baby float?
a: rootbeer + two scoops ice cream and one scoop dead baby
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Q: What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
A: You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Q: Why won't black people use aspirin?
A: They're too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle.
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Once, two Jews grabbed the same penny...
A: You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Q: Why won't black people use aspirin?
A: They're too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle.
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Once, two Jews grabbed the same penny...
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A little boy is having a bath with his Dad and asks, "Daddy, what's the difference on our willie's?"
His Dad says, "Well for a start son, mine's is erect"
His Dad says, "Well for a start son, mine's is erect"
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Q: What is the difference between a 12-year old scotch and a 12-year old girl?
A: The scotch doesn't bleed and whimper when you put your finger in it.
A: The scotch doesn't bleed and whimper when you put your finger in it.
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How do you make a six-year-old girl cry twice?
Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on her teddy bear.
Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on her teddy bear.
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Hmm...with the direction this thread has taken, perhaps we should change the title to "Pedobear's Comedy Corner."
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How come I don't know any of these type of jokes?
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How do you know when you're sister is on?
When your fathers dick tastes funny
How does every black joke begin?
With a look over your shoulder
How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
I wanked over a blind girl yesterday.
She never saw it coming.
What are the kkk's favourite football team ?
Blackburn
What's tight and loose at the same time?
A Jewish rape victim
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
My girlfriend said I've got the biggest cock she'd ever seen,
That's one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old.
A man walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some birth control pills for his daughter. The assistant asks the man,
"Is your daughter sexually active?"
The man replies, "No, she just lies there like her Mother."
A psychology student is conducting a survey to study the masturbatory habits of males. She approaches the first man, and says "Excuse me sir, I'm conducting a survey, and would like to know: what do you hold in your left hand while you masturbate?", to which the man replies, "A remote controller, for the DVD".
She then approaches the second man, with the same question. He answers "I've got a magazine", and she notes down his answer.
She then approaches a third man, and asks him what he holds while he masturbates, to which he answers "A bar of soap". Bemused by this, she asks why.
"I'm bathing the kids."
When your fathers dick tastes funny
How does every black joke begin?
With a look over your shoulder
How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
I wanked over a blind girl yesterday.
She never saw it coming.
What are the kkk's favourite football team ?
Blackburn
What's tight and loose at the same time?
A Jewish rape victim
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
My girlfriend said I've got the biggest cock she'd ever seen,
That's one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old.
A man walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some birth control pills for his daughter. The assistant asks the man,
"Is your daughter sexually active?"
The man replies, "No, she just lies there like her Mother."
A psychology student is conducting a survey to study the masturbatory habits of males. She approaches the first man, and says "Excuse me sir, I'm conducting a survey, and would like to know: what do you hold in your left hand while you masturbate?", to which the man replies, "A remote controller, for the DVD".
She then approaches the second man, with the same question. He answers "I've got a magazine", and she notes down his answer.
She then approaches a third man, and asks him what he holds while he masturbates, to which he answers "A bar of soap". Bemused by this, she asks why.
"I'm bathing the kids."
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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What's the best part about fucking twenty-five year olds?
There's twenty of them.
There's twenty of them.
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What's the difference between rape and seduction?
Patience.
Patience.
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What’s red, sticky, and crawls up a woman’s leg?
A homesick abortion.
A homesick abortion.
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Reminds me of...AngelBaby wrote:Q: What is the difference between a 12-year old scotch and a 12-year old girl?
A: The scotch doesn't bleed and whimper when you put your finger in it.
I like my women like I like my whiskey: twelve years old and full of coke.
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I like my women like I like my shrimp... battered.
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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"See you next month!"
"See you next month!"
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