The Deadly Superman

[Mike]

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[gulliver]

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It has been said that if you fall asleep in The Deadly Superman's thread that you incur legendary rape and your soul is left to wander aimlessly somewhere in the Seriously Forum for eternity, bleating the word WAUGH! every five minutes while being chased by a giant image of Jessica Chobots face.

[smash]

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It has been said that if you fall asleep in The Deadly Superman's thread that you incur legendary rape and your soul is left to wander aimlessly somewhere in the Seriously Forum for eternity, bleating the word WAUGH! every five minutes while being chased by a giant image of Jessica Chobots face.

The Deadly Superman has also been known to freeze breath an offender into a human popsicle, launch them out of the atmosphere and let them go on a slow descening orbit into the sun.

[The Deadly Superman]

The Deadly Superman rocks so hard.

Seriously, (no, not you), I do.

I had a shitty day at work though. I left pissed off because people at my work suck.

Luckily, Dane Cook's "Never Be You" song was on the radio, and I had my best friend, Jack Daniels, riding shotgun. When I got to school, which I go to right from work, I took a big swig of it, chased it down with Full Throttle that I got at the gas station, and smoked a Camel Wide. (By the way, Full Throttle + Jack Daniels = Crazy Delicious.)

This should probably be in the "Livejournal Thread", but it's about me, so I posted it here.

And I refuse to let this thread die.


I want my own section, like Seriously gets. Justin loves me, so I think he should. remember how he posted a quote from AIM like 3 different times?

Well, I do.

[gulliver]

By your logic I think Justin's right hand should get it's own section, because he loves his right hand too.

Alot, quite literally.

Many times a day.

[psyper]

The Deadly Superman found Hitlers grave, dug him up and skull fucked him for 5 days straight.

The Deadly Superman picks MOABs out of his nose and flicks them at terrorists.

The Deadly Superman snorts anthrax for kicks.

[psyper]

By your logic I think Justin's right hand should get it's own section, because he loves his right hand too.

Alot, quite literally.

Many times a day.

And Angelbaby's bean. Not sure if she loves it the way Justin like his right hand but its worth a thread on its own just because.

[eamon angelface]

This place needs a teenage lesbian section.

In fact I think we should secretly rebrand this mother as a teenage lesbian congregation forum.

We'll work out our back stories so we all know what's what and then start luring in the teenage lesbos.

Incidentally: AB, don't you have a plethora of bi or gay lady friends? Why aren't they here?

btw: Seriously, I'm afraid that because you have demonstrated legitimate intelligence you are automatically the fat teenage lesbian. We need one for realism and I certainly can't play the part.

Smash is the old butch lesbo.

[Seriously]

We could play it like the Happycube Forums do and pretend to be serial killers!

[The Deadly Superman]

This place needs a teenage lesbian section.

In fact I think we should secretly rebrand this mother as a teenage lesbian congregation forum.

We'll work out our back stories so we all know what's what and then start luring in the teenage lesbos.

Incidentally: AB, don't you have a plethora of bi or gay lady friends? Why aren't they here?

btw: Seriously, I'm afraid that because you have demonstrated legitimate intelligence you are automatically the fat teenage lesbian. We need one for realism and I certainly can't play the part.

Smash is the old butch lesbo.

Weird you should say that in here, because coincidentally, I hang out with a handful of lesbians on a occasion.

About five or six of them. And two of them are actually pretty hot.

The others...not so much.

[psyper]

Firstly, if 5 or 6 lesbians is a handful how big are your hands!!!
Secondly, where are the photos of the hot ones writhing nakked on top of each other!?!?

[eamon angelface]

This place needs a teenage lesbian section.

In fact I think we should secretly rebrand this mother as a teenage lesbian congregation forum.

We'll work out our back stories so we all know what's what and then start luring in the teenage lesbos.

Incidentally: AB, don't you have a plethora of bi or gay lady friends? Why aren't they here?

btw: Seriously, I'm afraid that because you have demonstrated legitimate intelligence you are automatically the fat teenage lesbian. We need one for realism and I certainly can't play the part.

Smash is the old butch lesbo.

Weird you should say that in here, because coincidentally, I hang out with a handful of lesbians on a occasion.

About five or six of them. And two of them are actually pretty hot.

The others...not so much.

This is like that episode of That 70's Show when they all find out Kelso is a year older and could have been buying them beer for a long time.

Know what I'm saying?

Out of all the nonsense and bullshit that gets posted on here you never thought you contribute something so valuable!?!

Post pictures of the two hot ones.



This I command!

[psyper]

The wife watches 60 show - I could never get into it but i understand what you mean.

I hope this isn't going to be one of those:
"you never told us you know two hot lesbians"
"noone ever asked"
situations!!

[AngelBaby]

Post pictures of the two hot ones.



This I command!

The Goddess AngelBaby likewise commands it.

[gulliver]