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Oooh...invisible flames.


How novel. <_<

Now if only that flamer were invisible online just like in real life.

I'm invisible?

Sweet! I'm going to go take some pictures of little girls in the park!

I'll be the greatest candid photographer ever!




Aw shit. Some dwarf is already there and he brought candy for them too and he has a truck. A white one no less.

*note* white is the colour of choice for sexual predator's vehicles. No lie. And limpdick drives a white truck. lol What are the odds?

Time for...


The Return Of The Attack Of The 5'6" MANNNNNNNNNNNN-BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

He came from the middle of nowhere to prey on little girls. Whatever you do don't look straight ahead into his dreaded four eyes. If he can have sex with a real female it will break the curse. And whatever you do....don't start talking to him. The tiny little troll must always have the last word and if you listen real close you can hear his snarly little fart of a voice rustling through the wind...

"oooown!.....OWWWWN!! OOWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!"

Seriously, why do you always have to last word?

You can never not have the last word.

If there's a last word to be worded, you're always the one to word that last word.

Last Word? BAM! There's Seriously. Wording it up.


I mean, just look.

Seriously wrote:I don't think I have the will power to keep this up.


I fail hugely.

Yeah, nice try on a comeback! You just can't let it go, can you?

It's always like "RETURN OF THE LAST WORD-MAN! In his last word Van! Which is, um......teal."(not a light teal like almost the color of mint chip ice cream, but that dark teal,. Like, almost the color of a peacock, But not quite.)


Because Teal is the color of last-worder vans. I looked it up on Wikipedia.


Anyway, back to Last Word Man, he always has to have the last word, and stuff. and he farts noises."


(Seriously is the Last Word Man.)

I HAVE FOUND THE STRENGTH

The Deadly Superman IN ANOTHER THREAD wrote:Seriously. (No, not you.)

Listen


I tried to let it go, I even "admitted" defeat because I was trying to be the bigger man, but NOW, The Vicious Übermensch, metrician extraordinaire, has taken this outside of this thread.


Listen guy, you are PATHÉ THE PATHETIC, MOST HIGH OF THE DEBASED



I have your DEED. If someone were interested in purchasing you, they would have to come to me.


All your rights are reserved...


By me!

™


EDIT:

And also:


STOP STALKING MY VAN





OR IT WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU SEE


AS IT TOPS YOU LIKE I TOPPED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT



What I am saying is that I will fuck you








up like a goddamned car accident.


SON OF THE EDIT:


Happy Early Fucking Valentine's Day, Bitch.


Why don't you spend it with someone you love, and LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE