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Smiley
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by Smiley » 29 Aug 2009 19:56
smash wrote:gulliver wrote:Schlurferlinger:
German slang for when your fingers are covered in a girls juices when you pull them out of her gash.
Farcinol.
The condition to describe victims of the age-old expirement where you give them fake alcohol (without telling them) and they act drunk anyway.
Feltaslam.
Feltaslam:
Original: FeltalaSalami - An Italian variation on an old Sicilian word used to describe getting to 2nd base with a girl only to realize 'she' is in fact a dude who likes to dress up or a pre-op transexual.
Luigi: Yo, Guido, how wassa your-a date witha a Gina lasta night?
Guido: It wassa no-a-good, I Feltaslam, paisan!! She wasa bigger than me! And she had a better mousatache than me!
Luigi: Oh Mama Mia! Now you a faggalotto! You get outta myface!!
Whumpboxol
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by smash » 30 Aug 2009 19:27
AHahhahaa. That one made me LOL
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by gulliver » 18 Sep 2009 19:07
I had forgotten about this thread...
Smiley wrote:
Whumpboxol
A winged creature with the head of a baboons ass and the body of a diseased mexican whore that feeds on the feet of homosexuals.
Conksnogger
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by Smiley » 20 Sep 2009 12:59
gulliver wrote:I had forgotten about this thread...
Smiley wrote:
Whumpboxol
A winged creature with the head of a baboons ass and the body of a diseased mexican whore that feeds on the feet of homosexuals.
Conksnogger
The age old Scandinavian rite of passage where you, a pimply adolescent of 15 is frantically fingering your girlfriend in her basement. Unbeknownst to you, her dad sneaks up behind you two, punch you square on your nose and screams, 'CONKSNOGGER!!!' then sticks his dong in your mouth and slaps you about the face & neck.
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