Jewel

Wombat · Post by **Wombat** » 14 Nov 2004 12:43

Jewel is on my "go insane and kidnap as a love slave" list. She is number 4 on the list because it would be reall easy to grab her.

Phife · Post by **Phife** » 14 Nov 2004 12:54

DaddyDuffALot wrote: like any of you internet geeks would have a chance with her

And you would? Shut the hell up!

Jewel is so hot! I want to touch the heiny!

I've never liked her music but I've always liked how she sets up my erector set!

Grinch · Post by **Grinch** » 14 Nov 2004 13:37

everyones been bringing up the snaggle, but has anyone realized that they've realized this? in none of those photos do u see the infamous tooth of doom, cept that third from last..

and wtf is up with the boustiuees(i butchered that one) does she like to wear them:blink: ? they definetly seem to be the apparel of choice for the jewel.

edit:: wuts up with all the ppl at 1am?

There are currently 544 pedophiles visiting this site right now

DMBrules · Post by **DMBrules** » 14 Nov 2004 14:20

she had a boob job and dental work recently. i think most peoploe know that. i was totaly against it for the record.

it's not 1AM for most people

u'r blink didn't work.

Wulf · Post by **Wulf** » 14 Nov 2004 15:01

old jewel.

BizzLe · Post by **BizzLe** » 14 Nov 2004 15:58

DMBrules wrote: she had a boob job and dental work recently. i think most peoploe know that. i was totaly against it for the record.

it's not 1AM for most people

u'r blink didn't work.

recently as in more recently than these photos were taken? cuz i see a weird one in there....

edit: i mean her teeth btw.. :blink:

check the first pink booty shorts pic

dgisgd · Post by **dgisgd** » 14 Nov 2004 16:16

when did jewel sell out ? this whole new sell out jewel is news to me. she looks hot tho still none the less.

Post by **Justin** » 14 Nov 2004 16:17

the album's been out for well over a year now i think

scentless · Post by **scentless** » 14 Nov 2004 16:39

teh hotness

i wish she still had a fucked up grill.
that busta ass toofus made me hot.

Eamon Angelface · Post by **Eamon Angelface** » 14 Nov 2004 16:50

DaddyDuffALot wrote: like any of you internet geeks would have a chance with her

Listen inky dink, I have more of a chance with Jewel, old or now, than you do with any girl so shut your pimple riddled mouth before I showcase my penile girth on your mothers a hole.

If you paid me I'd hit it. Otherwise I'd rather frequent any decent bar and pick up a much hotter girl.

Who uses the internet to call someone an internet geek? It's like...come on.

oz_sequel · Post by **oz_sequel** » 14 Nov 2004 20:28

^^ That wasnt very nice.

However, on the other hand, it was called for, and quite humorous!

old jewel for me

SoapyBeaver · Post by **SoapyBeaver** » 15 Nov 2004 01:28

I like new Sexually Liberated Jewel.

I also like French Hooker Christina.

However, you can keep your Trailer Trash Britney Doll, that comes complete with trucker hat, stained wife beater and dead-beat husband.

rtfreed · Post by **rtfreed** » 15 Nov 2004 01:35

rjnewby wrote:I like new Sexually Liberated Jewel.

I also like French Hooker Christina.

However, you can keep your Trailer Trash Britney Doll, that comes complete with trucker hat, stained wife beater and dead-beat husband.

You're forgetting about the chicken wings & hamburgers at the wedding, as well as the fact everybody wore tracksuits.

Thalia · Post by **Thalia** » 15 Nov 2004 02:29

sheepdog wrote: She's trying to be all sexy as hell with that lace, but then you can clearly see she's wearing a more conservative pair of underoos underneath. I bet it's because she has a full bush.

And she's wearing 2 see through tops over her bra, to make them more opaque.
And they're grey! Grey-ish, anyway.

jimthej00 · Post by **jimthej00** » 15 Nov 2004 03:51

with all that money you think she ould get her fucking teeth fixed and finally be teh ho77ness.

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