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kvl · Post by **kvl** » 15 Oct 2004 01:56

LittleAmber wrote: PFFFT!!!!! PFFFFTTTTT!!!!!!

What the hell is that? Are you farting now?

AngelBaby · Post by **AngelBaby** » 15 Oct 2004 02:19

LittleAmber wrote:Semper, let me introduce myself to you...my name is Amber, I live in the South.....and I speak up! Sorry, I forgot my manners in my soccer bag last night.

A :rolleyes:

Well, hey there, Amber! I'm a Southern girl too, and happy to see that there's more than one belle at this ball so to speak!

What part of the South are you from? I'm in good ol' Georgia. Hope to see you around, and never mind all these mean boys, they just get threatened by any girls that aren't of the two-dimensional JPEG variety!

Semper Phildelis · Post by **Semper Phildelis** » 15 Oct 2004 02:47

sheepdog wrote:
Semper Phildelis wrote: Very Respectfully,
Semper Fidelis,

wtf? Did you just spell your own screenname wrong?

No. No I didn't. But I don't feel like explaining it.

sheepdog · Post by **sheepdog** » 15 Oct 2004 03:37

Semper Phildelis wrote:
sheepdog wrote:
Semper Phildelis wrote: Very Respectfully,
Semper Fidelis,

wtf? Did you just spell your own screenname wrong?
No. No I didn't. But I don't feel like explaining it.

did so.

...most off-topic FPP, evAr.

Semper Phildelis · Post by **Semper Phildelis** » 15 Oct 2004 03:52

sheepdog wrote: did so.

Marine Corps motto= Semper Fidelis

Marine Corps Motto+ Phil= Semper Phildelis

LittleAmber · Post by **LittleAmber** » 16 Oct 2004 00:19

I like it Phil...

JordanSnowSucks · Post by **JordanSnowSucks** » 16 Oct 2004 04:28

AngelBaby wrote:
LittleAmber wrote:Semper, let me introduce myself to you...my name is Amber, I live in the South.....and I speak up! Sorry, I forgot my manners in my soccer bag last night.

A :rolleyes:
Well, hey there, Amber! I'm a Southern girl too, and happy to see that there's more than one belle at this ball so to speak! What part of the South are you from? I'm in good ol' Georgia. Hope to see you around, and never mind all these mean boys, they just get threatened by any girls that aren't of the two-dimensional JPEG variety!

When the HELL did the front page posts turn into a damned personal add for lesbians? Get to newbie chat room if you want to do that!

Semper Phildelis · Post by **Semper Phildelis** » 16 Oct 2004 06:09

Aside from the pics they're worthless anyways, so why not.

Post by **Justin** » 16 Oct 2004 07:09

no! the front page is supposed to be separate from the forums! they can do whatever they want here!!!!!

AngelBaby · Post by **AngelBaby** » 17 Oct 2004 00:35

JordanSnowSucks wrote:
AngelBaby wrote:
LittleAmber wrote:Semper, let me introduce myself to you...my name is Amber, I live in the South.....and I speak up! Sorry, I forgot my manners in my soccer bag last night.

A :rolleyes:
Well, hey there, Amber! I'm a Southern girl too, and happy to see that there's more than one belle at this ball so to speak! What part of the South are you from? I'm in good ol' Georgia. Hope to see you around, and never mind all these mean boys, they just get threatened by any girls that aren't of the two-dimensional JPEG variety! 
When the HELL did the front page posts turn into a damned personal add for lesbians? Get to newbie chat room if you want to do that!

Fuck off, dickless. Since when did any female not interested in your sorry ass automatically become a lesbian? If that were the case then the human race would come to an end since I can't imagine ANY self-respecting girl wanting to be with an asshole like you... :veryangry:

sheepdog · Post by **sheepdog** » 17 Oct 2004 01:29

hrm, profile says born July 1 1981, making AngelBaby 23 y/o. I call Bullshit on that.

She's got to be in the 12-14 y/o range.

At least her mental development anyway.

JordanSnowSucks · Post by **JordanSnowSucks** » 17 Oct 2004 01:36

WOW. Nice counter-attack! Too bad sheepdogs right.

Edit: When the HELL did I ever mention that I was EVER interested in you? Right there, that arrogant sense of femininity, shows me that you are, and will always be, a complete dumbass. Get back to your can of schlitz.

AngelBaby · Post by **AngelBaby** » 17 Oct 2004 02:13

JordanSnowSucks wrote:WOW. Nice counter-attack! Too bad sheepdogs right.

Edit: When the HELL did I ever mention that I was EVER interested in you? Right there, that arrogant sense of femininity, shows me that you are, and will always be, a complete dumbass. Get back to your can of schlitz.

Sheepdog? What is that? The only warm-blooded animal you've managed to have sex with in your pitiful life? Better watch it, I'm pretty sure that's illegal in some states...

Oh, and since you apparently can't read above a grade-school level (note that I'm probably giving you more credit than you deserve) I'll point out that I DIDN'T EVER imply that you were interested in me, I stated that I'm not interested in YOU (and I'll take a stab and bet that LittleAmber isn't either...call it a wild guess). Right there, that arrogant sense of a geek who probably still lives in his parents' basement, whose only sexual outlet is spanking it to web pics of prepubescent celebs who wouldn't give you the time of day (making them much like any other female)...oh, and the occasional tryst with the neighborhood canines, of course.

Hmm...

JordanSnowSucks, Joined: 2-August 04, Posts: 362
sheepdog, Joined: 10-September 04, Posts: 359

Regardless of whatever age you two punks are claiming to be on here (I didn't even bother to check), I call bullshit on either one of you losers having a girlfriend or anything vaguely resembling a LIFE.

Hey, I think your mommies just called you in for lunch...later, little boys!

doug · Post by **doug** » 18 Oct 2004 16:20

There is a secret divide in Hollow-wood between
The Upper Class Eloi
and the Working Class Morlocks.

The Upper Class Eloi are the rail thin squeeze of the month from the Hilton Sisters back to Winona Rider's days welcoming new actors into LAX nude in a sretch limo.
You know their Ilk...the truely thin yet chubby baby faced Disney Fembots like JLH SMG Lindsey Lohan, Christina A and everybody that can't really sing but is so pushing the "popularity made me a superstar" gig.

The Working Class Morlocks are the Chicks with FACE and often way too much meat to be concidered New Califorinia Lean Cuisine. With all her real Mafia connections and shameless dugs, Thora is pure Morlock. Ricci WAS Morlock but sold her soul to Dr. Frankenstein to be made over into a skinny Eloi...in fact, Christina Ricci was heard to be saying as she was led out of a surgery clinic "#16 looks just like me!"

Learn to check out the chicks and the chick faced duded on the Tube the way I do.

That's an Eloi...fading fast. And That's a Morlock, slimmed down and "passing for Eloi"!

The chicks on Orange County....Eloiiiiiiiiiii!
katherine heigle is halfMorlock/half Eloi.
I think jessica biel was a pretty Morlock girl adopted by Eloi. I think she suspects.
Nikki Cox is 1000$ a pop Morlock.

I think what makes you penis sad is that inside you are an Eloi drawn to the fires that burn in that flawed Morlock flesh. Lazy eyes? Pores? Boy, your problem isn't swinging both ways, your problem is you want to transgress Americas Economic Species Divide.

You wanna some messy Morlock action and then go back to your gated community and take a long shower. The smell gives you away, Like THE VOICE OF THE BEEHIVE SAYS --Honey lingers...

BizzLe · Post by **BizzLe** » 19 Oct 2004 04:34

Fuck off, dickless. Since when did any female not interested in your sorry ass automatically become a lesbian? If that were the case then the human race would come to an end since I can't imagine ANY self-respecting girl wanting to be with an asshole like you...

Self-respecting girls also don't hang out in forums here... unless of course they lick carpet like you.

:bah:

keep munchin'

edit: PWND.

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